Arete (arete) wrote,
Arete
arete

Quotes I Found

Death Before Dishonor Nothing Before Coffee

The way to a man's heart is between the fourth and fifth ribs.

So many men, so little reason to sleep with any of them

The meek shall inherit the earth. The rest of us are going to the stars!

I HAVE seen the truth, and it makes no sense

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more!

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Good with Ketchup.

Those who can, Teach. Those who cannot teach ARE RUNNING THE SCHOOLS!

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it!

She said "Harder!" I did that. She said "Faster!" I did that. She said "Deeper!" I philosophized.
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