Arete (arete) wrote,
Arete
arete

Quotes I Found III

Friends let you hide at their place. Real friends let you hide bodies.

Everything I really needed to know, I learned in sniper school

REAL PROGRAMMERS DON'T DOCUMENT If it was hard to write, it should be impossible to understand!

BEEN THERE, DONE THAT - Can't remember why...

Omnipotent Omniscient Omnibenevolent - Pick two.

If we can put a man on the moon, why not all of them?
? * (I don't wanna get rid of them! I wanna play with them! ^_^)

People are more passionately opposed to wearing fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than bikers.

I can't go to work today. The voices told me to stay home and clean the guns.

You'd be like this, too, if they dropped a house on your sister!

Freedom of Religion means ALL Religions
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