Arete (arete) wrote,
Arete
arete

Quotes I Found XI

This is a test. This is only a test. Had this been a real emergency, you would all be dead by now.

I don't get even, I get odder.

My inferiority complex is not as big as yours

Let's pretend I'm naive and weirdness abounds.

If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

If, instead of talking to your plants, you yelled at them, would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?

Is there another word for synonym?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?

When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
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