Arete (arete) wrote,
Arete
arete

Quotes I Found XIX

God grant me the serinity to accept what I can not change, The courage to change those that I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people who piss me off along the way.

Instant Human (Just Add Coffee)

The more I learn about terrorrism the more I understand the phone companies.

The latest studies show three out of four people make up 75% of the population.

Talk is cheep because the supply exceeds the demand.

US Congress
100 Senators
435 Representatives
No clues

In just two days from now, tomorrow will be yesterday.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines!

I want to die asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
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