1) There's some strange ancient machine that makes Sheppard and mckay switch skills and the team starts calling Mckay Lieutenant Colonel mckay and Sheppard 'Doc'. The wind up making contact with their alternate universe selves who are surprised by this change.

2) The team enters a competition to win a ZPM but wind up taking second place and win a guitar like instrument which Sheppard gives to Mckay. Mckay plays it in secret unaware people are gathering outside of his door to listen to him.

3) AU. Sheppard plays guitar in a country bar somewhere. Mckay is a PHD who moves into town to get away from the big city and winds up at the bar he plays at.

Mine's from the episode with the cars from British Leyland, where Clarkson tries and fails to get his up the 33.3 hill.

The look on his face when he turns toward the camera is priceless.

Second most genius would have to be this season, when he brings out the remote control to James' stereo in the decibel test.

Third has to be the 'combover' part of the Botswana special. (oh god, or maybe Oliver. OLIIIIVERRRR!!!)

Yours?

(Actually, somewhere in there, probably in second, is when he starts chatting up Will Young (they're totally BFF's, you can so tell) about home decorating. I SO need them to do that decorating show together.)

So I failed at VVC.

That is to say, I didn't get to finish ::anything:: in time for the submission deadline.

But my Starbuck vid is over half done, so yay for that.

After I finish it, I'm definitely sticking to movie vids for a while. I made the mistake of trying to vid on my Mac laptop running windows software. It might have worked better if I'd tried using Bootcamp instead of Parallels to run Windows, or even if I'd tried a small vid instead of a 4 season trainwreck epic. The source footage for my Starbuck vid took up 16 GB after it had been clipped.

::sigh::

I do have a small vid ideas I could try working on. A cute little Wall-E vid romance vid, a cracked out Fight Club vid, a twisted Twilight lkbv.


I saw Transformers II. It was even more of a sausagefest than Transformers I, although still not as much of a sausagefest as the Wolverine movie.

Movies I am excited about:

Gamer --> Dexter! The jailbait kid from 3:10 to Yuma! Did I mention Dexter?! Or that he has a delicious Louisiana drawl that is delicious? And also he's evil?
A Perfect Getaway --> Milla Jovovich. Nuff said. I will watch anything she makes. I sat through Ultraviolet.
Sherlock Holmes --> Robert Downey Jr + Jude Law + Rachel McAdams = my fantasy threesome. Supposedly there will be handcuffs involved.

::insert conclusion here::

Fiction
After You've Gone ch. 28 written by ncis_love (Gibbs/Abby)
Odio written by lamagaliz (DiNozzo/Ziva, in Spanish)
Salvación written by lamagaliz (Gibbs/Ziva, in Spanish)
The Fatal Enemy written by pearly_eyes (Gen)
Soul Mate written by queen_violet (Gibbs/Ziva)

Recs
kateri_e recommends "His Mouth" written by cheekymice

Artwork
19 NCIS icons and 1 wallpaper created by abbygibbsmorgan (Multifandom, total of 29 images)

Searches
ladyphoenixfyre is looking for stories where Tony shoots Gibbs.
djmicheals is seeking a particular Tony-as-a-double-agent fic.
phoenixoncloud9 is looking for a particular story.
bigdlittlei is looking for some high-school fics that focus on Tony.


Did we miss something? Let us know. You can either comment here or e-mail us: ncis.newsletter@gmail.com

Oh my FSM, there are a bunch of these, from past and present Star Wars Weekends at Disney's Hollywood Studios. Many, many thanks to hughcasey.

The other day Mozilla was acting up and I lost (due to stupidity ) all my bookmarks *sigh*

So could you lovely people help with some re-finds?

1. Rodney fell off cliff and John is freaking out and Ronon runs (he is ALWAYS running) to get Lorne in a jumper

http://wraithbait.cathandnick.com/viewstory.php?sid=13379
 thank you  a big ole mucho danceswithgary

2. The First Atlantis Recon Team ( F*A*R*T) meet  Winnie the Pooh

http://donutsweeper.livejournal.com/101163.html
thank you 31century so very much

3. Rodney is sentenced to death and is *MELTED* as his means of death, but it is really a transporter and when Rodney reappears there is a kid there.

http://friendshipper.laylalawlor.com/broken.shtml
thank you a bunch astridv

4. Pi (the bet about Rodney reciting Pi when they are .....ya know :) ) I do a search and I get cherry PIE hints

http://sheafrotherdon.livejournal.com/125682.html#cutid1
a great big thank you again 31century

5. the one where Rodney keeps getting killed on the planet..first he gets blown up, then stung, then the other guys start getting killed too.

http://www.area52hkh.net/asm/madison/perchanc.php
I thank you so so very much bleedtoble

6. Teyla is evil and is wearing a device so  that no one can kill her and she *gulps* Guts Rodney.


You guys are amazing and I hope you can help me I have a HORRIBLE memory when it comes to titles of stories..


Hugs and smooshes ALL of you guys!! You found them so fast *sigh* thank you!

Scroll down for the links.

Title: The Proper Course
Author: mithrel
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Merlin uses a spell to give Arthur advice on a problem with the Court. It doesn’t work the way he expected.

( The Proper Course )

so I only remember little part of the story but it was Mcshep and there were these ancient tentacled/robot things that came out of Rodney's wall in his room at night when he was sleeping and it turns out the John was controlling them but he did not know he was doing it. sorry that is all I remember any one know what fic I am talking about

Title: Merlin Fun Mix
Artist: Various
Creator: wiccaqueen
Characters/Pairing: Merlin/Arthur...and Lancelot
Spoilers: none
Format: wmv
Size: 39,2 MB
Length: 3:27

Here @ my livejournal

I'm sure you're getting used to this. :o)

Some ficlets written for the summerpornathon, ~750 words each. (The links all lead to the same post. *g*)

Title: Owlish
Rating: R
Genre: Crack
A/N: Written for the dialogue challenge.

“Er. You have a very shiny plumage, sire?”


Title: A Hero Lies In You
Rating: PG-13/R
Genre: AU, drama
A/N: Written for the bonus challenge: sex in a strange place.

They tell her there was no magic, no monster (liar, liar), that the cells in her brain are to blame.


Title: The Spell
Rating: R
Genre: Drama
A/N: Written for the first time challenge.
Warning: Implied non-con (though probably not the way you're thinking).

When the spell lifts, Merlin takes what seems like his first breath in a very long time.

Lurkers of my journal! I know you're out there, you pop up sometimes. I am not a scary person, and my sister is the only one in the family with the urge to eat your brains. Please feel free to friend or defriend me as you wish!

Also, everybody come out and say hi, I want to know about you dudes. How did you find me? Why are you still reading my logorrhea? I am sincerely interested.

Also I need to be a) finishing up the living room and b) typing up a lot of fic into GTalk before Amy does terrible things to my unsuspecting laptop, so I wish to be distracted.

Does anyone remember a story in which John is stranded on a planet, living in an Ancient bunker or installation, and rescues a wounded aquatic type being? I think the aquaman's people live in the sea as a defense against culling.

Found by leonie alastair! It's Irreplaceable by kashkow
http://wraithbait.cathandnick.com/viewstory.php?sid=13899

Hello! This is my very first post here.
I'm not too sure if I may even post this but the email I sent to the mods hasn't been responded too yet and this is slightly time sensitive.
Behind the cut is detales of a facebook project I started at the start of this month (Mister Mann's Birthday). It currently regars Terrence Mann and I'm on a `finding members` drive for the group. I'd be very greatful if you could maybe give it a little look and perhaps join. It would be a great help to get some creative and interactive members, especially for the next project!

( Read more... )

I was going to do a Bob based picspam along with my plea so as to be a bit more... um, credable? But all my photos are on another computer in another city, but as a little tease - my mum recently went to Bainbridge, took photos and sent me a post card =3

Edit: Oh, if I SHOULDN'T have posted this then please delete, I don't want to break any rules!

Okay, this is probably a very silly question but it just suddenly occurred to me that I can't assume things work alike on the other side of the pond... and I don't exactly know how I'd go about researching this unless I start reading through TV guides.

So, can my character stumble on hardcore porn by accident while channel surfing?

( Details behind the cut )
Thanks in advance! (Let me know if I forgot to add some relevant info...)

Edit: Wow, you guys are fast;) I added a little more detail.

Edit2: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ANSWERS. I'll have to make a plot point about the existence of the porn channels, then.

Hi
I only remember one tiny piece of the fic I'm looking for. In it John and Ronon have sex for the first time and Ronon finds out that John never had sex with a man before and really liked that.

Thanks in advance

Iolana

Okay, this one is an older fic - in it, these horrible, sadistic bands of raiders are pretty much taking over the Pegasus galaxy. They've raided Atlantis and Rodney was the one to stop them by blowing up the stargate, I believe. John was missing and presumed dead, and Rodney was essentially running Atlantis because he was the one everyone trusted to make the hard decisions and keep them all safe from the raiders. If I remember correctly, he does so primarily by flying Atlantis in a constantly moving pattern, staying one step ahead of them. I think they start checking planets for survivors as they go, at which point they find John alive and when they return to Atlantis, both Lorne and Radek are almost cold to John, emphasizing that they consider Rodney their leader and that won't be changing despite John's return. It's a very good, if angsty, fic and I'd really like to read it again. Hopefully this will jog someone's memory, despite my rambling, disorganized description.

Found: in record time by eccentricweft, All the Things Rodney Never Was

Title:"Come to my bed"
Artist: Regina Spektor
Creator: Nataliny
Characters/Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: pg-13
Spoilers: season 1
Download: 17 mb, sendspace

( Under cut )

Challenge: Trash Day
Characters: the Sanzo Ikkou

Gojyo was bored. The town they stopped in was too bumpkin, especially the women, for his tastes and picking on the monkey had lost its appeal.

He grabbed Sanzo's right hand, "Lookey here: your hand is all calloused. Been work your gun too hard again, your holiness?"

"Gojyo, I wouldn't – " Hakkai start but stopped when Sanzo punched Gojyo in the solar plexus.

Gojyo doubled over. "Bastard," he croaked.

Sanzo pushed Gojyo. Gojyo landed in the garbage can behind him.

Goku burst out laughing.

Hakkai asked with a twinkle in his eye, "Good riddance to bad rubbish, right, Sanzo?"

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Alternate ending:


Gojyo was bored. The town they stopped in was too bumpkin, especially the women, for his tastes and picking on the monkey had lost its appeal.

He grabbed Sanzo's right hand, "Lookey here: your hand is all calloused. Been work your gun too hard again, your holiness."

"Gojyo, I wouldn't – " Hakkai start but stopped when Sanzo punched Gojyo in the solar plexus.

Gojyo doubled over. "Bastard," he croaked.

Sanzo pushed Gojyo.

Gojyo landed in the garbage can behind him.

"Good riddance to bad rubbish." Sanzo stalked away.

Goku burst out laughing and ran after Sanzo.

Hakkai simply chuckled.

"While it's harder to get a loan than it's been in decades, it's an outstanding time to buy a house if you have a 20 percent down payment, a six-month emergency fund in a savings account, and a great credit score."

... yes, if you have these things that no one I have ever met in my life has, I am sure you are fine.