I'm doing my part to piss off the Religious Reich
First they burn books then they burn people
B.S. (Phys): Why does it work? B.S. (Engr): How does it work? B.A. (Acctg): How much will it cost? B.A. (Arts) You want fries with that?
He's YOUR God. They're YOUR rules. YOU burn in Hell!
Who are you to question why your god doesn't want me to believe in him?
If all the world's a stage, I want better lighting!
No job too easy - No fee too large - Dragons Rescued - Virgins Slain
Only lawyers get to be judges, and that's the (F)LAW!
Inside every small problem is a big one trying to get government funding