Everything I really needed to know, I learned in sniper school
REAL PROGRAMMERS DON'T DOCUMENT If it was hard to write, it should be impossible to understand!
BEEN THERE, DONE THAT - Can't remember why...
Omnipotent Omniscient Omnibenevolent - Pick two.
If we can put a man on the moon, why not all of them?
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People are more passionately opposed to wearing fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than bikers.
I can't go to work today. The voices told me to stay home and clean the guns.
You'd be like this, too, if they dropped a house on your sister!
Freedom of Religion means ALL Religions
