Sona si Latine loqueris! [translation: Honk if you speak Latin!]
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? [Latin equivalent of the infamous woodchuck question]
I get along with God just fine. It's his fan clubs that I can't stand.
All around me I see Chaos, Panic and Disorder. At last, my work here is done!
Jesus loves you. I don't. Now, BACK OFF!
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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I'm not really a bitch. I've just had PMS for 30 years.