Tell the truth and run
He who hesitates is last
Moral victories don't count
Smile! The illuminati are watching
Everything is controlled by a small, evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.
We cheat the other guy and pass the savings on to you
Don't steal, the government hates competition.
A smith and Wesson beats four aces
I don't suffer from insanity, I revel in it.