Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective
Smile! It makes people wonder what you're up to
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research
Age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time
What if this weren't a hypothetical question?
All generalizations are incorrect, including this one
Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate
Truth is stranger than fiction because fiction has to make sense
