Instant Human (Just Add Coffee)
The more I learn about terrorrism the more I understand the phone companies.
The latest studies show three out of four people make up 75% of the population.
Talk is cheep because the supply exceeds the demand.
In just two days from now, tomorrow will be yesterday.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines!
I want to die asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.